=== WMRelationships ===

Can I ask you about someone? #Hero

Gossip? No one ever gossips with me, but I think I'd be good at it. #WashingMachine

    -> WMRMenu
    
=== WMRMenu ===

Who'd you want dirt on? #WashingMachine

    + [The final boss!]
        -> WMRVillain
        
    + [The princess!]
        -> WMRPrisoner
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        -> WMRLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        -> WMRLackeyTwo
        
    + [Lackey Three!]
        -> WMRLackeyThree
        
    + {SecondPlayer} [Second Player!]
        -> WMRSecondPlayer
        
    + {CutHero} [Cut Hero!]
        -> WMRCutHero
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> WMRExit

=== WMRVillain ===

So yeah, what do you think of the final boss? #Hero

Here's a surprising fact! #WashingMachine

Wow! That was surprising! #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRPrisoner ===

So yeah, what do you think about the princess? #Hero

Not what you'd expect! #WashingMachine

...I expected nothing, and it was still true. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRLackeyOne ===

Any feelings about Lackey One? #Hero

Oooh hoo hoo, just wait and see! #WashingMachine

Nah, I'll come back later and see. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRLackeyTwo ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Two! #Hero

Indeed, all the feels. #WashingMachine

That's so many feels! #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRLackeyThree ===

So what do you think of Lackey Three? #Hero

Ah, yes, Lackey Three. #WashingMachine

Yes? #Hero

Yes. #WashingMachine

Ah. #Hero

Now you get it! #WashingMachine

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRSecondPlayer ===

So, you know Second Player? #Hero

Yes. #WashingMachine

Cool. #Hero

Yup. #WashingMachine

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
        
=== WMRCutHero ===

You know the cut hero? #Hero

Yes. #WashingMachine

Do you know everyone? #Hero

Yes. #WashingMachine

Do they all know you? #Hero 

I have many talents; telepathy isn't one of them. Ask them yourself. #WashingMachine

Yeah, sorry. That's fair. #Hero 

I'm already doing so much! #WashingMachine

I know. I know. #Hero 

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> WMRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> WMMenu
    
=== WMRExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

Then I shall wash my hands of this. #WashingMachine

...you have hands? #Hero 

Shush. #WashingMachine

    -> WMMenu